When I was young, movies that weren’t quite as well made as the best were called “B movies.” A lot of them were westerns or science fiction (Godzilla comes to mind), but you knew what you were in for and accepted it.
Then along came Star Wars and science fiction movies went A list.
Unfortunately, the current Star Wars movie is a C, and that’s with a touch of grade inflation.
My wife and I went to see it fully expecting top of the line. Well, the visuals were great and the music out of this world, but other than that, the movie had little to recommend. The dialogue was 20th century and Mickey Rooneyish in a way. No, nobody said “Let’s put on a play,” but I kept waiting for it.
For example, in the middle of a battle, someone would pull off a super kill and he and another good guy would pause to celebrate. They didn’t high five, but they did come close. When you’re fighting for your life, you don’t pause.
The movie had rough spots. There was the “death” of pilot superior Poe Dameron early in the movie, only to show up toward the end to help win the day. He quickly explains that he survived the crash and that’s it. Similarly, R2D2 is out of commission but comes back in time to provide a piece of the puzzle that will eventually lead Rey to finding Luke Skywalker.
Then there’s the dialogue between Princess Leia and her husband, Han Solo, about their son who has gone over to the dark side. It was so soapy I have erased it from my memory bank already. I just remember a lot of clichés.
Some people might consider the next sentence a spoiler so if you haven’t seen the movie, stop reading NOW. If you saw the original Star Wars, you pretty much know the plot for the current one.
The movie had three writers, among them J.J. Abrams, who also directed, and is listed as one of the producers for the next Star Trek movie, due out in July. Abrams’ father, Gerald, by the way, has a quick part in the new Star Wars, but no mention, yet, if he’s in the next Star Trek.
I miss Darth Vader.